Starting Clash is really slow on Windows with modern GHC's
## Summary
At least GHC 9.4.8, and GHC 9.6.3 up to and including 9.12.2 are very, very slow on Windows when starting up [Clash](https://github.com/clash-lang/clash-compiler). We mainly observe this on Clash but discovered that the same problem occurs with [doctest-parallel](https://github.com/martijnbastiaan/doctest-parallel), which is a much smaller code base so easier to run and debug.
This is observed on GitHub Windows runners (`windows-2022`, _Microsoft Windows Server 2022 10.0.20348 Datacenter_) and on our own desktops, at least one of which runs Windows 11 Pro 24H2.
If I compile Clash with Stack LTS 23.19 on my old Core i5-4690k and Windows 11 Pro 24H2, and start `clashi` (which is a modification of `ghci`), it will output some text, and then spend 53 seconds before showing the prompt. Of course, this is a rather old machine.
## Steps to reproduce
```
git clone https://github.com/martijnbastiaan/doctest-parallel.git
cd doctest-parallel
git checkout d3df7aa
cabal build doctests
cabal run doctests
```
On GHC 9.4.8 and 9.6.3 through 9.8.4, `cabal run doctests` takes 14 seconds (except that 9.8.3 is uninstallable).
On newer versions, it's even slower:
| GHC | Mean runtime (s) |
| ------ | ------ |
| 9.12.2 | 18 |
| 9.12.1 | 17 |
| 9.10.1 | 15 |
The test was run on GitHub Actions at [martijnbastiaan/benchmark-ghc:experiments](https://github.com/martijnbastiaan/benchmark-ghc/tree/experiments) and the result is [attached as a CSV file](/uploads/d0941266863d4ed7e10e0ce44bc4efd8/results.csv). Additionally, the results are in this details block:
<details><summary>Execution speed</summary>
| OS | GHC | Mean runtime (s) |
|--|--|--|
| windows-latest | 9.12.2 | 18.1 |
| windows-latest | 9.12.1 | 17.3 |
| windows-latest | 9.10.1 | 14.9 |
| windows-latest | 9.8.4 | 13.6 |
| windows-latest | 9.8.2 | 13.7 |
| windows-latest | 9.8.1 | 14.0 |
| windows-latest | 9.6.7 | 14.0 |
| windows-latest | 9.6.6 | 14.4 |
| windows-latest | 9.6.5 | 13.7 |
| windows-latest | 9.6.4 | 14.0 |
| windows-latest | 9.6.3 | 14.0 |
| windows-latest | 9.6.2 | 4.7 |
| windows-latest | 9.6.1 | 4.7 |
| windows-latest | 9.4.8 | 13.8 |
| windows-latest | 9.4.7 | 4.2 |
| windows-latest | 9.4.6 | 4.7 |
| windows-latest | 9.4.5 | 4.3 |
| windows-latest | 9.4.4 | 4.3 |
| windows-latest | 9.4.3 | 4.5 |
| windows-latest | 9.4.2 | 4.3 |
| windows-latest | 9.4.1 | 4.3 |
| windows-latest | 9.2.8 | 3.7 |
| windows-latest | 9.2.7 | 3.8 |
| windows-latest | 9.2.6 | 3.6 |
| windows-latest | 9.2.5 | 3.5 |
| windows-latest | 9.2.4 | 3.6 |
| windows-latest | 9.2.3 | 3.7 |
| windows-latest | 9.2.2 | 3.6 |
| windows-latest | 9.2.1 | 3.5 |
| windows-latest | 8.10.7 | 3.6 |
| windows-latest | 8.10.6 | 3.7 |
| windows-latest | 8.10.5 | 3.6 |
| windows-latest | 8.10.4 | 3.8 |
| windows-latest | 8.10.3 | 3.5 |
| windows-latest | 8.10.1 | 3.7 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.12.2 | 1.0 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.12.1 | 1.0 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.10.1 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.8.4 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.8.2 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.8.1 | 0.8 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.6.7 | 0.8 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.6.6 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.6.5 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.6.4 | 1.0 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.6.3 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.6.2 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.6.1 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.4.8 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.4.7 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.4.6 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.4.5 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.4.4 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.4.3 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.4.2 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.4.1 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.2.8 | 0.8 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.2.7 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.2.6 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.2.5 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.2.4 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.2.3 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.2.2 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 9.2.1 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 8.10.7 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 8.10.6 | 1.0 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 8.10.5 | 1.0 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 8.10.4 | 1.0 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 8.10.3 | 1.0 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 8.10.2 | 0.9 |
| ubuntu-24.04 | 8.10.1 | 1.0 |
</details>
## Expected behavior
The `run doctests` should take about 4 seconds on a GitHub Actions Windows runner, which it does do for GHC 8.10.1 through 9.4.7 (except that 8.10.2 failed compilation and somehow we forgot to test on 9.0).
## Environment
* Operating System: Windows Server 2022 / Windows 11 Pro 24H2
* System Architecture: x86_64
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